Sunday, October 25, 2009

Things I've Learned from Books + 25

If you wear enough white pancake make-up, vampires will think you're one of them. Never mind their ability to sense humans in the vicinity. The whiteness will knock them off their homing devices. Apparently they're akin to zombies in that respect.


elnice said...

I love these posts. Funny.
Have a great day Donna!

Donna said...

LOL! Thanks, Elie! You too!

Maria D'Isidoro said...

Gak! I just snorted into my coffee reading this. Much love.

Mary Ann DeBorde said...

Mary D

How about pale white WITH freckles? Think they'll buy that one, maybe an 'Irish' vampire here? '
You forgot the uber-red lips, Donna LOL (another tell-tale clue)


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