If you wear enough white pancake make-up, vampires will think you're one of them. Never mind their ability to sense humans in the vicinity. The whiteness will knock them off their homing devices. Apparently they're akin to zombies in that respect.
How about pale white WITH freckles? Think they'll buy that one, maybe an 'Irish' vampire here? ' You forgot the uber-red lips, Donna LOL (another tell-tale clue)
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
4 comments:
I love these posts. Funny.
Have a great day Donna!
LOL! Thanks, Elie! You too!
Gak! I just snorted into my coffee reading this. Much love.
Mary D
How about pale white WITH freckles? Think they'll buy that one, maybe an 'Irish' vampire here? '
You forgot the uber-red lips, Donna LOL (another tell-tale clue)
:P
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