National Pet Week: Unconventional Pets in Picture Books
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Lost on a dark country road, Gayle and her best friend Stephanie are hit by a truck that was following them without any light. Their damaged car was only the beginning, for mysterious "accidents" are suddenly occurring. Gayle knows she must find the answer soon--danger is only a heartbeat away. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)I don't understand how the cover relates to this. Is there a roll in ze hay involved? This looks like your token tacky romance novel, not your token YA cheese horror novel. I think someone needs to Photoshop a knife into the guy's hand or something because there's a severe disconnect here.
"I hesitated, because to me, tantric sex sounds like a Kevin Costner movie - it goes on forever and nobody comes."
"I was at the counter and figured I needed a back of Mentos, a copy of People magazine and a bag of boobies."
"That Jerry Maguire movie was bullshit. You need to become complete yourself first; then ideally, find another complete human to compliment you."
Kathleen is working late in the library when someone returns five grisly books about death, all overdue. Then close friends begin having tragic accidents. Kathleen is sure of one thing--the killer will strike again. Is her death overdue? (fantasticfiction.co.uk)OMG, epically, cheesily yes! Horror in the library. I love it. I don't care how terrible it could end up being. I'd read it and worship it like it so rightly deserves.