Just . . . stay away from vampires, dude, okay? They'll ruin your friendships, they'll ruin your marriage, they'll ruin your kid, your sleep, your complexion (well, that might be a bonus depending on how you look at it). Is good sex and immortality really worth such a strained human life?
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