Just . . . stay away from vampires, dude, okay? They'll ruin your friendships, they'll ruin your marriage, they'll ruin your kid, your sleep, your complexion (well, that might be a bonus depending on how you look at it). Is good sex and immortality really worth such a strained human life?
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LOL, that is too funny. I don't know what I'd do if I came face to face with an actual vampire.
I think I might be part vampire. I'm pale and do burn very easily. If I don't wear sunscreen I can literally burn in a few minutes. I'm not too keen on the immortality thing though although I wouldn't mind being deprived of my reflection since that can just be scary.
Mary D
Yes.
No, just kidding. (unless the vampire looked like Lestat, woo hoo!!!)
With my luck I'd get a vampire who looked like Nosferatu or something :P
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