Learning vocabulary from Twilight is like learning dining etiquette from Jeffrey Dahmer.
I can haz brainz nao. This is were yule end up leaning words if yule us Twilight.
Put the liquids down NOW! It's of the utmost impotence!
Monday, September 7, 2009
Someone please pass me a tissue so I can stem the bleeding from my ears.
This was a comment I left on The Book Pixie's post about the same book and I tickled myself so damn much with it I had to post it here. Is that bad?
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I saw this book in August when I was walking out of Borders and thought, "WT-effin-F?!?" The back cover cracked me up.
My second thought: "What is this book going to teach kids ... the meaning of golden, topaz, rainy, beautiful, sadly, slowly, unconditionally, and irrevocably?"
I'm not attempting to knock Twilight here, but even people that love the books rag on the vocab. So seriously? Se-ri-ous-ly?
But what the hell. If it teaches even one kid a new word ... Nah, it's still creepy. :)
lmao!! I could not get my mind around the concept of this book...so, I accepted the review request, lmao..so that I can actually stick my nose in there and let you all know just how...weird...all of this is becoming.
Just so you know, he will also be coming out with a Defining New Moon next! lol.
Oh come on now! Seriously guys, there are people out there who still don't know the meaning of chagrin!
LOL!
It seems to fit with this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M062o1asSfk/Sp_rjCdYslI/AAAAAAAABgs/ldc8fAm8KjA/s400/bastardized+Bronte+cover.jpg
I found it in the Park Bench blog (google it it's a great blog), although Withering Heights=Abusive/Self-Destructive Relationship=Twilight=Abusive/Self-Destructive Relationship.
So yeah!
Oh my god - so crazy...
I guess there are still people out there who don't know the meaning of "chuckle"
I loved your comment. So true...
I'm a fan of twilight(the books, no offense the movie was crap.)but i've never even glanced twice at this book to even see what the hell it was about. wow! is all i can say... too far!
Twilight has thoroughly become the whore on the corner with torn fishnets and bad make-up.
I've actually met Taylor Mali! He's really really awesome in person, and his slam poetry is fantastic. I love his poem about teaching, "I'll tell you what I make, I make a fucking difference" plus his poem "Like Lily, Like Wilson" is awesome. I agree 100% with your comment about Defining Twilight. Twilight is not the place to learn new words.
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