If some crazy ass alchemist who enjoys setting plagues on a town offers to fatten you up in order to harvest your fat, just say no. Need I really explain why?
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
6 comments:
hmm... That's... a good... lesson :)
Hahaha, noted : ) It's just liked in horror films. You wonder why they always do the same dumb things...
Hey, I aim to educate.
Oh come on don't you always take rides with strangers?
It's not like you could be dismembered every time:)
Only if they have candy. Or cute puppies.
lol or keep the chainsaw in the back seat not the front. Give you time for the hysterical girl scream every movie should have.
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