Saturday, May 1, 2010

80s Awesomeness! ~ 61

Poison!!!


God, aren't they pretty? One of the leaders of the hair metal craze that swept through the 80s, Poison rocked out with their cocks out wearing more make-up than your Long Island cousin. How manly! Fronted by Bret Michaels, Poison released such classics as 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn,' worshiped by all Bill and Tedians alike. They still do reunion tours when Bret isn't whoring himself out on Rock of Love. He did, however, just recently suffer a massive brain hemorrhage so good luck to him with his recovery.


6 comments:

Mrs. DeRaps said...

Watching this makes me want to tease my hair and roll my jeans! Thanks for the memories...

Rhiannon Hart said...

Those are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Donna (Bites) said...

I'm so jealous of the platinum blonde one. Why can't I have cheekbones like that?

Jaydee Morgan said...

This dates me but I loved these guys! Oh, the memories ;)

Barbara said...

So wrong that these guys look better than I do with makeup on.

James Garcia Jr said...

It's my understanding that Bret's doctor believes that although his condition is serious, that he will make a full recovery. Great news. I'm tired of bad news all of the time. I'm curious to see what kinds of things in his life he might change now.
I played that first album until the cassette disintegrated!

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