Sunday, February 28, 2010

Things I've Learned from Books + 43


If a guy is a douche to you most of the time and only cuddly and cute a small amount of the time, and only in private, he is, without a doubt, a bonafide douche. Toss his ass. He's not worth the smallest amount of effort.

4 comments:

jessjordan said...

But what if he apologizes and brings you a flower and says he loves you and that he knows he's been a douche but it's because he has daddy issues, and h's really ready to change, like FO REAL this time change? He gets an exception ... Right?? Right???

Donna said...

Um . . . only if he's willing to lick a frozen metal pole that a dog's just peed on.

jessjordan said...

Whew!!! You had me worried there fore a second.

Rabid Fox said...

Oh, and douchebags tend not to reform. At least the guys I've have been acquainted with have clung to their douchey ways as they wander from their youth into adulthood. Poor, sad boys.

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