Freaky Friday :|: 49

Title: The Bride
Author: DE Athkins
Published: June 1996
Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
Pages: 10 (?)
Summary:

Jamie's thrilled to be invited to her cousin Blaine's wedding - after all it's going to be the event of the year. Blaine Harrod, the gorgeous supermodel, marrying the wealthy handsome Preston Alden - it's a fairy tale come true ... or is it? Because things start to go wrong, very wrong. (from fantasticfiction.co.uk)

You know, I'm not a huge fan of these elusive types of blurbs. What went wrong? Were the bridesmaids' dresses horrible? Did the groom not match the bride? Did she faceplant walking down the aisle? Obviously it means something creepy and spooky but it's so . . . cliche. I'm going to write a book with a main character named Very Wrong just so she can say Wrong. Very Wrong.