If that weird rabbit with the stopwatch goes hopping by complaining about being late...run over him with your car. Oh, yeah and never, never accept apples from ladies giving them out for free, stomp on her foot and run like h***!
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
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If that weird rabbit with the stopwatch goes hopping by complaining about being late...run over him with your car. Oh, yeah and never, never accept apples from ladies giving them out for free, stomp on her foot and run like h***!
If your friend says he's from another planet and you have to leave Earth right now! Grab your towel!
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