This will give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Believe it or not, people actually, voluntarily, walked under the crotch of a psychotic clown. Thankfully Santa Cruz put the kibosh on that one.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.