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As if being as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll wasn't bad enough, apparently men carry all of their trust in their johnsons. Cut it off and in its place grows a shiesty mofo that'll sooner stab you in the back than offer a helping hand. Hey, what would you do if you got your wang cut off?