Yup. You can thank the 80s for this uber-addictive toy that stole days of sleep from you at a time. And every time you lost? You'd want to take a hammer to it. We all know it's just a toy but it's the principle of the matter. But you know that the second that thing were to be placed in front of you, you'd be lost in its hypnotic rhythm and flashy lights.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.