My dog pulled my 'Anhk if you're horny' horn from the Ellora's Cave booth out of one of the bags and started trying to kill it. Sometimes I question his intelligence.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.