Sunday, August 23, 2009

Things I've Learned from Books + 16

Beware of elephants. It would really suck if one materialized over your head and fell on you. You must be prepared for all things, including but not limited to freak elephant accidents. Better to be safe than sorry.

1 comment:


i did it, i really did it. i finally was able to vote a posting up and i did it here. of course i should poke you in the nose because i now have a head full of elephant jokes that are so bad..ok, your fault you get one in 3 parts. do you know why the elephant and the mouse got married? because they had to. do you know what the mouse's mother said when she found out her daughter was pregnant? who put you up to it. do you know what the elephant's mother said when she found out her son was the father to be? how could you stoop so low?

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