If you come home with half your hair missing and a hole in your forehead, don't tell your dad that the ethereal beings from another plane of existence did it. That really, REALLY won't make you look any less crazy.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
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