If you insist on confronting smoke-like malignant entities, always carrying around a fire extinguisher in order to freeze it's ass in solid form. But don't forget a hammer. Smashing it to little pieces afterwards will only add to the stress relief.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
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