Vampires have a tendency of converging on coastal towns. So if you don't want to die a sucky death, avoid the beach. Because, you know, vampires <3 it so.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
4 comments:
Good strategy, I think the Twifans will flock there now ^_^
hahahahaha niiice thanks for the warning :)
Just remember the pepper spray and you should be good.
I knew there was a reason I hated the beach...
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