80s Awesomeness! is an original concoction of my insanity need to live in the 80s. The flashback started here and posts weekly on Saturdays, highlighting the best of 80s fashion, music, movies and whatever else the coked up, yuppie Rubik's Cube decade can throw at you.
Yet another crazy fad from the 80s, I was never personally into Strawberry Shortcake but I knew people that were. I know her dolls smelled like strawberries but I'll be damned if I can tell you much else about the cartoon or the dolls or pretty much anything else Strawberry Shortcake.
So apparently Strawberry Shortcake was anything and everything her copyright owner could make her. Cereal, toys, cartoon, it didn't really matter.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.