Added to the Pile + 64

Two more books this week, both from PaperBackSwap. Thanks to everyone that helped me with my little instant acceptance issue on PBS. I did have everything set to auto-accept. Problem solved!

Elevated and adopted by none other than the reigning King of the Mantle of Dracul, Miranda goes from high-school theater wannabe to glamorous royal fiend overnight. Meanwhile, her reckless and adoring guardian angel, Zachary - fighting in human guise as the princess's personal assistant - has his work cut out from him with the Master's Death Day gala fast approaching. Can Zachary save his girl's soul and redeem himself before all hell arrives, quite literally, on their doorstep? (book back blurb)

Everyone knows that high school is the best part of life (You're kidding, right? Here's the deal: High school sucks.).

But poor Gert Garibaldi is struggling to fit in. (If I'm struggling, it's to survive, not fit in. Who wants to be a "pops" or a "giggle"?)

Her best friend, Adam, has made a new close friend, and Gert can't seem to understand their "guy talk." (Holy Mother of the Homos, they're gay, not Hallmark cards.)

When Gert's mother gives her a diary to record all her high school memories (You think I like pink? That I picked this out? Let me tell you about the Hello Kitty comforter I'm still trying to kill.), Gert begins working through her feelings on paper, and soon things are looking up. She realizes that she's a young woman, and that adolescence means lots of growing and changing. (Excuse me while I go vomit.)

But fortunately for Gert, the camaraderies (peer pressure) and excitement (subzero temperatures) of Homecoming are just around the corner. Gert is feeling like an injection of school spirit. (Overwhelming need to crawl into a small hole and never come out!)

Who knows what could happen next? (I turn sixteen, get my license, learn to pluck my brows correctly and pretty much decide I can survive. Maybe. I'm not sure about that last part.) (book flap blurb)