If you think you're stepping across the sane line into the land of crazy, be sure to tell only you're most trusted individuals about it. Chances are, anyone else won't react the way you think they will.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.