The Makeup!!!
It's almost painful to look at. Super heavy on the cheeks to insert some semblance of cheekbones. Super heavy on the eyes for god only knows what reason. To stand out, maybe? But in the 80s, the heavier the better. You couldn't wear enough makeup in that decade; guy or girl.
If it wasn't electric blue it was some god awful shade of orange. Whoever thought that orange was a good eyeshadow color needs to be slapped.
