Not that that's a bad thing but I'm not a fan of what it's egging on, or what's the egger.
USA Today points out that because of Meyer's books, there's been a surge in teen paranormal romance manuscripts that publishers are seeing. And because editors want to get in on this cash cow, they'll snag up something like
Twilight, but different. Something with more drama, maybe. Or taking place at an academy. Giving Gossip Girl fangs.

The truth of the matter is, and know this, what you see on the shelves is a solid year, upwards of two, behind what editors and publishers are buying
now. Go ahead and
try to sell a paranormal romance now. I dare you. Unless it's something so exceptionally different and
fantasmagorically insanely written, it's not going to get bought. The market's saturated with this kind of book so, and this is grounded in absolutely nothing but my own logic, the only authors that are going to bank on this kind of upheaval are those with series already out.
The House of Night series,
The Vampire Diaries,
Vampire Kisses. I know I'm missing some. Wait a year or two, when what's being bought now cycles out and see how the market changes.
Now, you probably think I'm just, yet again, ranking on
Twilight. Well, kind of. I'm just sick of it. I'm sick of it getting credit it doesn't deserve. I'm getting sick of the unwarranted comparisons to
JK Rowling that's being made of Stephenie Meyer. The two aren't even in the same universe. I'm sick of the
Twihards giving Meyer credit for inventing the vampire, the love triangle, the I Heart Humanity vampire, books, the ya genre, vampire stories in general and how everything, in some fashion or another, is a rip off of
Twilight.
I'm. Sick. Of. It.
Yeah, thanks for getting more kids to read.
Nevermind JK Rowling actually
single-handedly revolutionized the young adult genre with
Harry Potter (which has been statistically proven) and for which had she not done it, something like
Twilight probably would have never seen the light of day. But for all
Twilight's worth, perhaps those readers should just stick to
fanfiction. A fair amount of it is better quality (which is saying something) and it has all of the same melodrama as the published stuff but for free online.
And the irony is here I am bitching about it, drawing more attention to it and wasting my time. An even bigger iro

ny, I've deemed Spine-Breaking Spawn next up on my to-be-read list. Why? Because I don't want it looking at me from my
TBR pile anymore and I have other, more worthwhile vampire stories to read, like Mari
Mancusi's Blood Coven series and Beth
Fantaskey's Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, plus
The Vampires Promise series by Caroline B.
Cooney,
Vampire Beach (although I don't know how good this one is) and
Parliament of Blood. Not to mention a couple of vampire compilation books,
Vampire Stories from New England and
Vampire Stories from the classicists like Bram Stoker, DH Lawrence and Anne Rice (although the last can be questioned). Spine-Breaking Spawn is the NyQuil I have to swallow and the rest is the tub of icing I use to wash the green death taste out of my mouth.
Prepare yourself for the review on that one, what with Edward giving a whole new meaning to the term "eating out" and all.
You know, it wouldn't be so bad if the mania around
Twilight weren't so psychotic. The actors in the Harry Potter movies don't get death threats from
diehard fans that they'll be killed if they screw up the characters. Fans of Draco
Malfoy don't scratch at their necks when they see the kid that plays him because their reality synapses has failed. I've said it before. These books are decent fluff. If you want to shut your brain down and take a couple hours and pile through them, you'll be entertained. I was. But this is just ridiculous.
So yeah. Just let me sit here and bitch and moan every once in a while as I pray to whatever sadistic god that may be listening to ease the pain a little sooner. Until then I have things like
this and
this.