Things I've Learned from Books + 164

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn't keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don't want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

Bitches in bustles can make damn fine vampires.  Sure their skirts may be a bit of a hindrance but that supernatural strength and those sharp fangs certainly make up for it.