Showing posts with label diane hoh. Show all posts
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Funhouse by Diane Hoh

Published July 1, 1990.

Author website.

When the Devil's Elbow roller coaster goes off its track and several teenagers are hurt, everyone thinks it was just an accident. So no one listens when Tess says she saw someone tampering with the track. 

But one person knows it's true. That person is playing a deadly game - and is going to make sure Tess doesn't stand in the way. Tess soon finds she's being terrorized, with threatening notes, menacing phone calls, slashed tires, and nasty pranks. When another "accident" occurs in the Funhouse, Tess is sure that she was the intended victim. Who is committing all these horrifying acts? And why? 

Tess is just beginning to realize that the Funhouse can scare you ...to death.  (goodreads.com)

There are few things more awesome than cheese and FUNHOUSE certainly fit that mould nicely.  Not only that but I love reading un-updated works if for nothing more than the outdated styles of dress.  Boys in cutoff jeans?  Ha!  But I remember it.  Most of it would probably be pretty innocuous to the younger readers now simply because the descriptions aren't too detailed but every once in a while you'll get the little nugget of nostalgia that'll have you going 'yup.'  Love it.

FUNHOUSE combines two of my favorite things: horror and boardwalks.  Thanks Lost Boys.  You rear your mulleted head once again.  There just always seems to be something sinister underlying a carnival-like atmosphere.  I'm pretty sure it's the clowns.  Are the looking at the same cover I am?  So going in it had the proper ambiance for me to be nice and cozily happy.

The thing about a lot of these old school cheesy YA horror books is that there really isn't any supernatural involved; they're mostly thriller but the way they're written it could go either way.  This particular novel utilized pseudo-flashback pieces that involved a diary and insinuated at maybe a haunting.  Personally I think that's just enough to pull it all together.

Another common theme in the cheese is the novel having at least one character that you desperately wish would get hit by a bus.  They're just total shitbags that you can't help but wonder why they have friends at all.  Trudy was that person in FUNHOUSE.  She's just an all around nasty, negative human being that any normal person would probably drop like a bad habit.  But I guess because she's rich and all their daddies work together she's automatically lumped in with the rest.  Sucks for the rest of them.

Tess is the kind of heroine that I wish I saw more of in today's YA.  She has Sam (her perhaps/maybe-boyfriend) constantly trying to protect her but she's so adamant that she can take care of herself that I couldn't help but go yeah!  Granted she takes it to a point of it being a fault, especially when the events start getting drastic and her life appears to really be in danger but she wants to stand on her own two feet.  She don't need no man to protect her!  Yes!  Aside from that she is strong, wanting to solve the mystery behind all of these events even in the face of doubt and ridicule.  Everyone else things it's a string of unfortunate accidents (of course) but Tess knows better.  There are too many elements going on for any of it to be coincidental.

Hoh is one of the better old school YA horror writers.  She doesn't pander to her audience and just lets the story tell itself.  None of the dialogue feels contrived and the characters feel real to me.  Of course there's a bit of the melodrama going on and the entire plot centers around a bunch of rich kids but they're not obnoxious about it.  They don't flaunt their parents' wealth.  It's not a motivating factor in the story; they all just are and who their parents are just happen to be who their parents are.  It's not a card to play, which I liked.

FUNHOUSE is a great addition to my cheese library and one I'll probably re-read at some point in the future.  There's a classic feel to it, aside from the fact that the roller coaster is named The Devil's Elbow.  How . . . threatening?


Ban Factor: High - Teenagers are ruthlessly targeted by some unknown entity for deliverance of dire pain.  Oh no.  We just can't have that.  It's too much for them to take.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Titanic: The Long Night by Diane Hoh

Published March 27, 2012.

Author website.

Elizabeth Farr never wanted to return to America. During her family’s vacation abroad, she has fallen in love with England, and is despondent when her father refuses to let her stay. Returning to New York means having her debut into society, and that means a swiftly arranged marriage. Elizabeth will never go to college, never learn to be a reporter—as she sees it, her life is over as soon as the Titanic reaches port. Of course, if she’s unlucky, her life will be over far sooner than that. 


 As Elizabeth and her family settle into their first-class cabins, Katie Hanrahan, a young Irish girl with dreams of finding fortune in America, makes her way to a steerage berth. Both girls have plans for the future, but love and death are about to intervene.  (netgalley.com)

More kudos to Open Road for continuing to bring back the cheese.  While TITANIC isn't YA horror, the author carries the weight.  But in a good way.  TITANIC: THE LONG NIGHT proved to be a novel that transcended time, most likely because it's already a period piece.  It still read well despite the fact that it is an older title.

The two POVs alternate between Elizabeth, a first class passenger, and Katie, a third class passenger.  Unfortunately for me I just finished watching the Titanic miniseries on ABC and I'm getting plotlines crossed.  Hopefully I can keep them straight.

Elizabeth and Katie never really interact at all during the story except at a distance.  They both notice each other, make flattering comments, and towards the end actually come bodily close when they're trying to get on the boats.  But outside of that, and the grander story arc of the Titanic itself, their stories remain separate.  I had a real worry at the end that Hoh would pull an illogical ending out of it all and make everyone whom we've come across as a reader survive despite the OVERWHELMING odds against that happening.  Thankfully realism won over and while there were a couple of "oh, I'm not too sure that would work out like that" moments, they slipped easily enough into the surrounding story that the didn't seem too fantastical.

Elizabeth was a bit of a brat that wanted to go against all of the wishes of her parents and go to college and not marry the drone they scheduled her to marry and all of that.  And then she ends up meeting a boy on board that really forces her to see the forest for the trees and makes her fight for her right to party live her own life.  No, it wasn't a third class boy but one from first as is a much more plausible storyline.

Katie is going to New York to make a better life for herself and ends up falling in love on the way (also with someone of her own class as, again, classes mixing on the Titanic was, well, pretty nonexistent).  Of course it's to a boy that's more than likely horrible for her because he's a womanizer but I'm sure she'll settle his ways in the brave new world.

Elizabeth wasn't immensely likable within the context of the story but as a modern woman looking back she was only bucking the system, something most teenagers have a tendency of doing, especially when they're not susceptible to brainwashing.  Of course there were suffragettes at the time but I can't help but question just how set in her ways Elizabeth rightly should have been, having been indoctrinated from birth and all of that.  But I'm okay with it.

Katie's much more the free spirit, better able to be so since she doesn't have the confines of money and supposed class pushing down on her.  Or she doesn't have a stick wedged firmly up her bum.  One way or another.  She's basically the embodiment of everything that Elizabeth wants to be.  A nice irony there.  But it works and I found that much more believable than Elizabeth's situation.  Less pressure and all of that.

At the end of the day TITANIC: THE LONG NIGHT was definitely an excellent addition to all things Titanic in this world.  It has far more realistic love stories going on and Hoh did an amazing job of painting a picture of the shattering worlds of these passengers as the ship was sinking.  It was hard not to tear up reading it.  When it comes to the Titanic it's hard to think up something original to keep a well-known story fresh but Hoh's writing kept it all alive.  Love stories galore but the writing was killer.  I couldn't have asked for more.


Ban Factor: Low - No swearing, no sex, nothing really unsavory.  It's set in 1912 after all.  If the banners have something to complain about with this one then they're really running out of ideas.

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Invitation by Diane Hoh

Re-publish date: March 27, 2012.


For the high schoolers of Greenhaven, Cass Rockham’s fall party is the social event of the year. Each October, students wait by their mailboxes, praying for the gilt-edged invitation that grants entry into theinner circle of the most popular crowd. And now Cass has planned her finestparty yet, with a new sauna, a hot band, and no parents for miles. But to make this party really killer, Cass tops it all off with a sinister twist.

Nerdy Sarah Drew is shocked when she and her friends receive invitations to Cass’s affair. For years she’s steered clear of the popular kids, and now they want her to come to their party? Sarah is wary, but her friends talk her into coming with them. But she regrets it quickly, for at Cass Rockham’s mansion, the only party favor is death.
(netgalley.com)

I’m all for the re-emergence of cheese and Open Road Media has a market for that. They’ve been re-releasing older YA titles as of late and, knowing me, I’m pretty quick to gobble them up. They usually end up being short reads, concise and to the point without much depth to them. Lead-up to mystery, solve it, story ends and that’s pretty much it. THE INVITATION didn’t let me down in this regard.

The issues that I generally have with these titles is that the characters are a bit too stereotypical and they’re written so that they portray teens to how adults feel they are. The mean girls fit nicely into a little box and a character’s brattiness is usually running a bit higher than what it probably should be. What makes that last part worse is that the story doesn’t delve too deeply into the character’s head so the personality isn’t explained away or as a reader you do know what’s going on but it’s usually pretty petty. The antagonists in THE INVITATION fit this moniker. They’re one dimensional and stereotypical, one being the mean girl to an extreme and the other being a straight up crazy bitch. If this were in any other recent YA horror I’d scoff at it. But cheese gets a pass. Because it’s cheese.

The cast of protagonist characters is pretty large but they fit their own molds just like the villains with a couple that probably could have been removed entirely and the story would have been none the wiser. The characters with the most emphasis, Ellie, Sarah and Shane were of course the stand-out characters, except Ellie ended up fading into the background towards the end. I would have liked to have seen her stand up a little more, break out of her self-deprecating shell a little more but it is what it is. Riley, Sarah’s love interest, played a bit part and love was had at the end. Because it needed to end on an up note.

The biggest issue I had with THE INVITATION was the sex of the major antagonist. Once that person was introduced I went whole chapters without knowing what the sex of the villain was, despite the character actually being present on the page. Initially it was male just with a feminine name, Leslie (right up there with Shannon and Kim as male names, ugh). Even in the flashback Leslie was still androgynous. I couldn’t place the sex. I got so confused that I had to flip back earlier to see if I missed something, some tell-tale sign that this person was male or female. Nope. It started off male and ended female. I know it’s an uncorrected proof but that’s pretty major. It was halfway explained by a confusion of people but even after that it still didn’t make sense, especially with how the story was unfolding. I’d have to call that sloppy.

Overall it wasn’t as big of a fright as I would have liked. Cass was far creepier doing what she did to the outcast group of kids she invited than the real antagonist was simply because she was so heartless. I would have liked that route better than the crazy person at the end. Not my favorite cheese read but it sits nicely in the cockles. I’ll take it.


Ban Factor: Medium - It really could go either way. The violence is pretty minimal, there's nothing paranormal about it and the bad guys get their comeuppance in the end. I can see this one scraping by the censors.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Freaky Friday :|: 144


Title: Blindfold
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: October 1997
Publisher: Scholastic
Pages: 356
Summary:

Maggie doesn't know that there's a terrible secret buried in the basement--and a cold-blooded killer nearby who's determined to keep it that way. (amazon.com)

You know, sometimes it's just easier to move. And that's saying something. This one could go either way but I'd be willing to see it through.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Freaky Friday :|: 143


Title: The Train
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: 1992
Publisher: Scholastic
Pages: 176
Summary:

On a cross-country tour with her friends, Hannah learns that on the train with them is the coffin of Frog, a boy from their high school whom they ridiculed and taunted and who died a sudden and horrible death. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Well that's rather poignant considering what's been going on over the last year or two. Plus I totally have it in my TBR pile right now. This shouldn't surprise anyone. But talk about outdated. Who rides trains cross country nowadays?

Friday, January 6, 2012

Freaky Friday :|: 142


Title: The Fever
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: August 1996
Publisher: Scholastic
Pages: 192
Summary:

Duffy has a mysterious fever that has robbed her of her strength and left her helpless in her hospital bed. Now she's beginning to suffer from delirious dreams . . . or did she really witness a murder? Only the murderer knows for sure . . . and that makes Duffy the next victim. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Points for creativity, that's for sure. I think being rendered physically helpless and unable to defend oneself would be pretty horrifying. And now you have to fear for your life? Yeah, I'd probably read this one.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 141


Title: The Accident
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: 1992
Publisher: Scholastic
Pages: 176
Summary:

She appears in Megan's mirror one day, nothing more than a wispy, shadowy plume, glowing with an eerie light. Her voice is faint and hollow, like a distant echo. The voice of a young girl.

Strangest of all is her request.

"I beg you to trade places with me, Megan. For just one week. Let me live again."

Megan is overcome with fear. Yet she is drawn to the shadow in the mirror, unable to look away. Fascinated by the oddly soothing voice, she listens to a tale of a horrible accident many years before. A tale she would never forget.

Gradually, Megan begins to realize that she has no choice. As terrified as she is, she knows she must make the trade.... (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Okay. This one sounds good. Like I need to go hunt this one down good. This is why I love YA horror. Love it!

Friday, December 23, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 140


Title: The Invitation
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: August 1996
Publisher: Scholastic
Pages: 176
Summary:

It arrives on crisp, ivory paper with elegant gold script. It is an invitation to a party like no other, an invitation to death. (amazon.com)

I won't lie. A little more information would have been helpful. It could be good. It could not. Only one way to find out.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 139


Title: Funhouse
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: July 1990
Publisher: Point
Pages: 192
Summary:

When the Devil's Elbow roller coaster goes off track, killing one teenager and maiming two others, everyone thinks it's just an accident . . . except Tess. She saw someone tampering with the track. Then another "accident" occurs in the Funhouse and Tess may have been the intended victim.

Dun dun dun! I think I may own this one. Buried somewhere in my stack o' cheese. I'll take it. Anything taking place at an amusement park is an immediate win for me. The Lost Boys has ruined me.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 138


Title: Prom Date
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: May 1, 1996
Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
Pages: 284
Summary:

It's the biggest event of the year at Toomey High - Prom Night. Popular girls like Stephanie and Kiki will be going, but Margaret and her friends do not have dates. Then Stephanie is found murdered, and Kiki has a nasty accident. Is someone trying to kill off the competition? (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Oh how . . familiar. I'm guessing this was a really popular theme back in the 90s. I'm pretty sure I read one just like it by RL Stine, where one chick goes totally insane because she doesn't like competition so she starts killing off prom queens. In fact the title was PROM QUEEN. I'm wondering how similar this one is.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 137


Title: Nightmare Hall: The Voice in the Mirror
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: November 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Annie is terrified when she learns the truth about her friend, whose split personality includes an evil half that believes every girl he meets is the reincarnation of a girl he once murdered, and Annie may become his newest victim. (amazon.com)

The plot alone sounds a bit schizophrenic. I like it. Just not the mirrors. I hate mirrors. Shit lives on the other side of that reflective surface.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 136


Title: Nightmare Hall: The Dummy
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: October 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Participating in a fun skit for a school Halloween bash, a teenage girl decides to liven up the act by using a ventriloquist dummy, with horrific and deadly results. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Seriously. What have I said about dummies and dolls? Nope. Not reading this one. Not sleeping for the rest of my life is not an option. Nope.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 135


Title: Nightmare Hall: Kidnapped
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: September 1995
Publisher: Point
Summary:

This time, poor Nora, an education major working at the campus daycare center, becomes the prime suspect when her favorite child is kidnapped in a spooky tale of sisterhood gone stark-raving wrong. (amazon.com)

Hey, that summary was better than the one on Fantastic Fiction, with it's poor sentence structure. This one just makes it sound cheesy. The other made is sound cheesy and poorly written. What this one doesn't say, though, is that Nora is an orphan and apparently the kidnapping is linked to a past she can't remember. Dun dun dun! It's always the orphans . . . And a great way to freak me the hell out is put a doll on the cover. Mission accomplished!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 134


Title: Nightmare Hall: Revenge
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: August 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

When the students at Salem University are terrorized by a vengeful stalker, Addie Adair, a coed who is working on an English paper at the computer lab, fears that she will be the next victim when she discovers a strange disk. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)


I'm wondering what a belfry has anything to do with a stalker and a computer disk, unless Quasimodo's gone digital. Not enough here to entice me either way. But I'd still read it for my cheese fix.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 133


Title: Nightmare Hall: Captives
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: July 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Molloy and her friends take refuge in abandoned Nightmare Hall on a violently stormy night--just until the storm passes. But they are not alone. They've entered a crazed killer's secret hideaway and become his captives. Trapped, they are in for a night of terror. Who will live, and who will die? Only the killer knows. (amazon.com)

Is that supposed to be Molly? It's mistyped on two different sites with two different blurbs. Weird name. And all I have to say this: this is a truly terrible school. So careless with their students. Do they think THAT many people are flaking on classes?

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 132


Title: Nightmare Hall: The Biker
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: June 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Someone on a motorcycle is driving wildly through campus terrorizing pedestrians. Echo Glen thinks she knows who it is. And she won't tell if she can have one ride on the Harley-Davidson. But the ride isn't thrilling, it's terrifying. Because it's the night that the "Mad Biker's" joyriding turns into murder. (amazon.com)

You know, really, it doesn't take much to eff someone up that's riding on a bike. A car usually does a pretty good job. Even a sturdy, low-built cement wall, like one many college students are found sitting on. So I'm not sure how freaked out by this one I'd be. Unless the bike were the size of a semi.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 131


Title: Nightmare Hall: Dark Moon
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: May 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Eve is chosen to head the planning committee for Salem U's Founder's Day festival, which will take place under a full moon. Friends say a full moon means trouble. And trouble is just what Eve gets. (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Dun dun dun! God, I love it. You don't see too much scary stuff in YA centering about a full moon and the bat shittiness it can spawn. I'd read it just to see what Hoh does with it. I'm sure it'd be cheesetastic!

Friday, October 7, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 130


Title: Nightmare Hall: The Vampire's Kiss
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: April 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

There's a vampire roaming Nightmare Hall. A Salem University co-ed, still mourning the loss of Lucas, her recently deceased boyfriend, is suddenly drawn toward death. Which one of the new men in her life is really Lucas come back as a vampire to lure her to the other side? (fantasticfiction.co.uk)

Yup. There's the cheesy cheesiness I know and love. How many "new men" does this chick have in her life? Is this smut in disguise??? *peeks*

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 129


Title: Nightmare Hall: Student Body
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: March 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

When a bonfire burns out of control, Tory and her friends panic, realizing after they escape that their buddy Hoop has been left behind--and now someone wants to make sure Hoop's friends pay for their carelessness. (amazon.com)

That actually sounds kind of horrifying. And the cover is something that would give me nightmares. Sounds like this one's a winner!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Freaky Friday :|: 128


Title: Nightmare Hall: Deadly Visions
Author: Diane Hoh
Published: February 1995
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Summary:

Rachel is haunted by grisly dreams after she becomes the only one who sees deadly images hidden in a series of grisly paintings at an art exhibit--except for the psychotic art major who did the paintings. (amazon.com)

This one actually sounds pretty good, aside from the overuse of the word grisly. It had me at psychotic art major.
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