Parenting is so passe. The only way to get through to your kid now is via a realistic robot chick that may or may not include a working vagina. Sorry, ladies. If you're in the need, the technology isn't there for robot dudes yet.
I don't give books star ratings; I give them bite ratings. This is a bite. A book can get up to five of these evil-looking chompers, including half bites.
You can attribute your own wording to the ratings. Five's the best, three's decent, one and under isn't worth the gas to go to the library. I'll leave it to you to fill in the blanks.
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