Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn't keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don't want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?
When all else fails and you've been thoroughly shoved from society, it's time to become a poser. Because obviously being you just didn't work out. Now find a niche, adopt the appropriate hair color and attempt to blend.
