Yup, I'm a Twat

Or is it a twit? Twatter? Twitter? Whatever.

I got one. One of those things I said I'd never get. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear it. Turns out I don't need to access the internet on my phone to twit. I can twit text. Since I upgraded my text messaging plan to unlimited, why not use it? So help me I'm going to slap you if you don't shut up.

So I can twit regularly. It's just one way on my phone, though. I won't be able to access anyone else's twit pages or twits until I get to a computer. But at least I can be a little more . . . involved.

I've decided to promote a little more. I also got a Facebook page. I hear those snickers! Don't make me get the ruler.

So check the left sidebar for the links. Like me. Follow my twits. I'll reciprocate. If I can figure out how. Or you can just add your twit link thing in a comment. And stop fucking laughing. I'm going to go drink.