Angel
OMFG, *drool*. I never watched his show but you can bet your ass I watched Buffy when it first came out (you know, when it was still good). Needless to say, I'm a Bones fan now. He was the brooding, woe-is-me vampire before they were even cool. Now they're just a pain in the ass and I might have to bring Angelus back out so he can lay the smack down on the current pussies. Damn. Whatever shall I do? Where's the whipped cream?
David
This guy's the ultimate badass. He's just so evil and smarmy that you can't help but drool over him. There are so many of us out there that are attracted to the bad boy. Well, you can't get any badder. And you won't see this biker boy in any high school class room. Aside from the fact that he'd ignite in the sunlight like the good vampire he is, he'd shamelessly slaughter the high school nerds around him. Like he gives a shit about any of them. *snerk*
Lestat
The good Lestat, not the Stewart Townsend Lestat that was all sorts of wrong. I'm talking the Tom Cruise before we actually knew he was crazy. This had to be one of the sexiest roles he ever played. Lestat is such a selfish motherfucker. A lot of people I know prefer Louis. Even when I was 11 and reading Interview with the Vampire, I wanted to tell Louis to get a tan. I couldn't stand his whining. I loved Lestat and I loved Tom Cruise in this role. He just drips bastard that I'm ready, willing and able to lick up.
I'm a have to add one . . .
Dracula
Gary Oldman version. Dude, you people thought Sirius was sexy? Add fangs and a Romanian accent and well, if I went into detail, I'd have to put the Blogger warning up and I really don't want to do that. Despite the weird hair, the way he acts with Mina would so pwn Etard and his stalker tendencies. That knob should take notes. And talk about a versatile boyfriend! He can be young, old, a bat and a wolf all rolled into one! Seriously . . . one of the sexiest vampires ever.
OMFG, *drool*. I never watched his show but you can bet your ass I watched Buffy when it first came out (you know, when it was still good). Needless to say, I'm a Bones fan now. He was the brooding, woe-is-me vampire before they were even cool. Now they're just a pain in the ass and I might have to bring Angelus back out so he can lay the smack down on the current pussies. Damn. Whatever shall I do? Where's the whipped cream?
David
This guy's the ultimate badass. He's just so evil and smarmy that you can't help but drool over him. There are so many of us out there that are attracted to the bad boy. Well, you can't get any badder. And you won't see this biker boy in any high school class room. Aside from the fact that he'd ignite in the sunlight like the good vampire he is, he'd shamelessly slaughter the high school nerds around him. Like he gives a shit about any of them. *snerk*
Lestat
The good Lestat, not the Stewart Townsend Lestat that was all sorts of wrong. I'm talking the Tom Cruise before we actually knew he was crazy. This had to be one of the sexiest roles he ever played. Lestat is such a selfish motherfucker. A lot of people I know prefer Louis. Even when I was 11 and reading Interview with the Vampire, I wanted to tell Louis to get a tan. I couldn't stand his whining. I loved Lestat and I loved Tom Cruise in this role. He just drips bastard that I'm ready, willing and able to lick up.
I'm a have to add one . . .
Dracula
Gary Oldman version. Dude, you people thought Sirius was sexy? Add fangs and a Romanian accent and well, if I went into detail, I'd have to put the Blogger warning up and I really don't want to do that. Despite the weird hair, the way he acts with Mina would so pwn Etard and his stalker tendencies. That knob should take notes. And talk about a versatile boyfriend! He can be young, old, a bat and a wolf all rolled into one! Seriously . . . one of the sexiest vampires ever.
And notice how these are all vampires worth their fucking salt? Hmmmm? And they're MEN! If they were capable and not frozen in time by immortality or shaved by production, they could grow chest hair. 'Nuff said.
