Someone please pass me a tissue so I can stem the bleeding from my ears.

This was a comment I left on The Book Pixie's post about the same book and I tickled myself so damn much with it I had to post it here. Is that bad?

Learning vocabulary from Twilight is like learning dining etiquette from Jeffrey Dahmer.

I can haz brainz nao. This is were yule end up leaning words if yule us Twilight.

Put the liquids down NOW! It's of the utmost impotence!